I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code