It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
