My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like