Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted