I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Breathe in not out

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said