I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Love may never win but love always ties
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
