You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune