The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie