When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
