If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…