Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
