Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say