Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
