She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

God is the world’s only super-bower

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…