There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
