Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…