Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders