Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Easy to please but problematic to appease

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons