Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
