In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice