My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace