Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant