The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Never Win Anything
