We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil