When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams