If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…