I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…