If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me