In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns