As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
