Breathe in not out

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…