The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
