You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

My curated self has asked me for a divorce