A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way: