I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski