There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…