It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
I risked loss And lost; I win
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
