I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past