We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Never Win Anything

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…