I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and