At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation