The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

“The human body generates more bio…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme