If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Mating For Life Saved My
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
