A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times