We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert