I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
