If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction