An Ode to the PGA Tour
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
