When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
I will gladly suffer fools for love
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
