They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment