Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

I changed My mind By following My heart

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary