It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories