Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death