Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances