When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Love may never win but love always ties