When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana