In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

100% of success is showing up on time

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk