AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans