There is no Status quo But there is Status

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries