Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper