Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

There Is Always Room For

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself