I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed