Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin