God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button