Love may never win but love always ties
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
I want what you want so I want a cow
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
